There was this cute lesbian couple on the train the other day and I said “you two look so cute together”, or something to that effect, and one of them started crying. Turns out they were tourists from a particularly intolerant part of Russia and they couldn’t believe how nice people are here in New Zealand.
How much for the antidepressants?
Ma’am those are puppies.
help me, i am trapped
in a haiku factory
save me, before they
Plz reblog this Zigzagoon.
His only goal is to spread world peace.
isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather